The other night…
So I go to my friends house and in walks 16 of the hottest teenage chics wearing nothing but komonos and body glitter. We’re doing zippers, zoomers, jalapeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins starts yelling at me “OMG your eyes are bleeding!!!” So they rush me to the hospital where i was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life. I say thanks doc, now I have a few ladies to entertain. So 11 orgasms later, 2 and a half of them mine, next thing you know I’m naked and on fire running through the lobby.
It didn’t happen…but man…that would have been a wild night.
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One day me and my gf were alone in her home. I had plans for her so I got her real drunk but I got drunk too. Then I completely undressed her and had wild sex. Really wild. So she was completely naked and sleeping, but I was still awake. I was drunk so I don’t remember why I did this. I was turning in bed a lot so I guess she god uncomfortable and she hummed a little in her sleep, so I leaned over to her ear and whispered: “Hush little baby don’t say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard.” then continued and slowly increased my voice “it’s just a beast under your bed…. in your closet, in your head!” she slowly began opening her eyes, I got panicked and fucking screamed at the top of my lungs to her ear: “EEEEEXIIIIIT LIIIIIGHT!” she screamed, got up and hit her head to the wall. I got even worse panicked and didn’t know what to do. While she was trying to locate the source of the scream, I quickly spat on her eyes and fucking screamed again “EEEEENTEEER NIIIIIIIIGHT!” and Falcon Punch’d her in teh face. She slammed her head to the wall again and fell unconcious. I checked her pulse, she was alive. But all this action got me real horny so I fapped and cummed to her face and hair. Then I hugged her and went to sleep.
After a few days, I broke up with her because she started to remember bit and pieces of moments from that night. Stupid bitch probably still think it was a dream. Now I spend my days fapping to incest hentai. And I love Metallica.
I fucking hate kids
I want to fucking kill both of you pieces of shit.