Dumb People Never Cease in Their Ability to Piss Me Off. v.2

Waking up is never fun. I prefer sleeping. So much so that it’s not uncommon for me, that if I can’t get to sleep, I will take a Tylenol PM. I recently invested in the rapid release gelcaps. This is the story of the day I took the Tylenol Rapid Release.

8.00am - I just got home from work, my room mates are asleep. Jeremy just woke up, and I showed him Russell Brand. He is one of my favorite comedians. I take a Tylenol PM RR

10.00am - I’m tired. So I go to sleep.

10.00am – 9.30pm – Asleep.

9.30pm – I’m amazed that I slept that long on one pill. Confused as to why the bottle suggests taking two pills. Unfortunately the pill is still in affect on me. This is not good. I’m in a terrible mood when I wake up anyway. I don’t want to talk to people, I don’t want to do anything.

10.00pm – Leaving the house for work. I’m super hungry. I decide Popeyes.

10.10pm - Arrival at Popeyes. I pull up to the drive through and politely place my order.

I would like the number 7 with Mashed potatos and Macroni and cheese.

Spicy or Regular

Regular please.

I’m sorry we are out of regular

Okay that’s fine, I’ll take spicy.

We are also out of Mac and Cheese

I was okay with that, I just said nevermind, and thanked them. I would go somewhere else.

My tastebuds took me to KFC.

10.15pm - Arrival at KFC

Can I take your order?

Yes, let me have the chicken strip meal with macoroni and cheese, and mashed potatoes.

thank you, sir. pull around for your total.

I realized that she didn’t take my drink order. I wasn’t unhappy, but skeptical. I then paid for my meal.

Sir, what did you order again?

(WTF!?!?) I repeated my order

I’m sorry sir we are out of macoroni and cheese.

Fine, I’ll take cole slaw.

I’m sorry sir, we are also out of Cole Slaw, and Mashed Potatoes.

10.25pm – Starting to angered.

What do you have?

Fries, but there will be a wait.

Fine I’ll take fries.

10.30pm…..

I’m sorry sir, but we will be closing in 5 minutes. Please don’t order fries.

Whatever, I’ll take baked beans.

10.40pm – Very unpleased with my order I arrive at work. I found it amazing that she decided to let me pay with my card first and prevent the chance of a refund, before telling me that they did not have anything I ordered. I only ate the 3 chicken strips, and noticed that the baked beans had a kernel of corn in it…God knows what else. I also had no cash on me…so no food for me tonight. I hate people.